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Books: Crumb and Genesis

19 November, 2009 (08:01) | books, judaism, religion, sex | By: jrittenhouse

I thoroughly recommend Robert Crumb’s new book The Book of Genesis Illustrated; exceptionally well done, and done straight, word for word.   One note: while reasonably tastefully done, there’s no way to render the begats and things like Lot and his daughters without pictures that would make your maiden aunt Edna go *gleep, that’s a bare [...]

Let me get this straight:

7 September, 2009 (14:26) | 2008_elections, 2010_elections, 2012_elections, GOP, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, JFK, Stalin, US Civil War, USA, United Nations, adoption, civility, communism, congress, corruption_govt, delusions, democrats, dictators, doctors_nurses, endless-snark, environment, finance, food-safety, friends, games, gays, goo_goos, government, great-depression, greed, guns, hacks, health, history, idiots, immigration, inflation, islam, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, judaism, laws, meredith, money, obama, orphans, patriotism, peeve, peeves, personal, police, political_science, politics, pollution, propaganda, racism, religion, sad, secrecy, security, sep_reality, sex, sexism, signs, soviets, taxes, tech, theocons, urban_legends, weird, women, wretched-excess, ww1, ww2 | By: jrittenhouse

I have been listening to enough rants, hate and nonsense in the last year and a half to last me a lifetime or more, and I’ve been more than fed up with it all.  But I started realizing that this sort of crud is endemic; uninformed people who choke off their sources of information to [...]

Acting Up in Australia:

30 July, 2009 (07:04) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, australia, criminals, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, sex, weird | By: jrittenhouse

I had to look up the meaning of hoon for this one (wild, stupid and reckless driver in a criminal sense) – 79 year old man doing 160 k in a 100k zone Best man claims he was raped by a stripper as part of the show at the bachelor party.

Traditional family values:

21 July, 2009 (06:00) | GOP, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, bush, delusions, disease, government, hacks, health, idiots, politics, sad, sep_reality, sex, theocons | By: jrittenhouse

Big jump in the rates of teen cases of STDs and syphilis and teen pregnancies during the Bush administration, according to the CDC.    A different sort of ‘don’t ask, and we won’t tell you’.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot:

14 July, 2009 (12:53) | GOP, celebrities, celebrity, corruption_govt, delusions, government, hacks, idiots, politics, sep_reality, sex, vegas, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

John Ensign has decided that he’s not resigning his seat, he’s running for re-election and he’s expecting the voters to forget it as soon after Britney Spears is killed in a love-suicide pact with Lindsey Lohan and CNN spends a week of coverage on the aftermath as possible.    Well, whatever keeps his dad’s and the [...]

This is amateur sports, professionally supported:

14 July, 2009 (10:29) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, advertising, celebrities, celebrity, endless-snark, food, new_zealand, propaganda, sad, sex, sports, weird | By: jrittenhouse

New Zealander taekwondo champ trying to open a whorehouse in his home country to support his bid to go to the London Olympics in 2012.    Well, it’s not as nice as a Wheaties box…

Who wants the jobs and can handle them?

12 July, 2009 (02:41) | GOP, argentina, congress, democrats, goo_goos, government, hacks, idiots, illinois, politics, sex, south-carolina, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

The short version seems to be that it’s unlikely without further explosions that Gov. Sanford of South Carolina will be forced to quit his job over the whole affair-affair, but it’s pretty certain that his political future is totally destroyed.   This review from the South Carolina paper The State puts it in a nutshell, without [...]

Sanford and Sin:

9 July, 2009 (23:12) | GOP, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, argentina, delusions, government, idiots, politics, sep_reality, sex, weird | By: jrittenhouse

From a new WaPo article about details on how Governor Sanford elaborately jerry-rigged up an Official Trip To Argentina to see his ‘soulmate’ in Buenos Aires, we have a new euphemism to go along with ‘hiking the appalachian trail‘ – to ‘go Dove Hunting‘.

Use little head, deduct 120 IQ points:

9 July, 2009 (17:31) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, UK, automobiles, civility, congress, corruption_govt, delusions, government, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, ohio, russia, sad, sep_reality, sex, soviets, vegas | By: jrittenhouse

Like nobody had ever heard of Russians using hookers to lure Western diplomats into compromising positions.    Sheesh. The more I hear about the whole Senator Ensign story, the more I think that sex aside, the man should resign his office because he’s a crook and an idiot.    Getting your bazillionaire parents to pay off your [...]

Words Fail me, Redux: HMAS Success

6 July, 2009 (11:08) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, australia, civility, criminals, delusions, greed, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, military, sex, sexism, women, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

Betting ring on an Australian Navy ship alleged where one could win points/money on having sex with female sailors, with bonuses for daring locations and less attainable women (including gay women). Some people do not learn.   Disgusting.

Goes without saying:

30 June, 2009 (16:27) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, celebrities, celebrity, chicago, dayton, deaths, delusions, education, hacks, idiots, illinois, news, ohio, peeve, peeves, sep_reality, sex, south-carolina, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

I am singularly uninterested in the Jackson story.  I’ve seen enough oddball celebrity circuses, and the really interesting and truly weird stuff will not come out for a while for most people.   I expect more news circuses repeated endlessly on the news, and I will ignore them all. Finally, someone sems to be doing something [...]

Take a letter, Maria:

24 June, 2009 (21:29) | GOP, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, hacks, humor, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, music, politics, sad, sex, south-carolina, video, weird, women, wretched-excess, youtube | By: jrittenhouse

I can’t read the love letters from Governor Sanford to his girlfriend without this going though my head.  Sorry. As one right-wing blog said today: Under different circumstances I think he could have survived this, but it’s a quirk of our politics that voters don’t mind cheating as much as they do inept cheating. Infidelity [...]

2012 minus one:

24 June, 2009 (14:05) | GOP, argentina, delusions, democrats, endless-snark, government, hacks, politics, sex, south-carolina, women | By: jrittenhouse

Gov Sanford of South Carolina admits that his mysterious disappearance over the last week was to go off to Argentina to see his mistress. Well, there’s always the Sanford / Ensign ticket for the GOP next time, with the motto: “Don’t do as I do, do as I say.” And yes, that is Gary Hart [...]

Whoopsie!

18 June, 2009 (01:48) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, movies, sex, weird | By: jrittenhouse

“I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.” Woman finds out when arranging for her batchelorette / hen party that her fiance is a porn actor.   Not was, but IS.

No Balls

8 June, 2009 (22:19) | UK, humor, politics, sex, silly | By: jrittenhouse

“So, Gordon, he says – sweetheart?  Wake up, I need to talk.  An’ the missus, she says – ahmf, an’ she rools over.  Gordon keeps at her, he says Should I sack Darling for Balls?  Noo Anser.  Darling? he keeps on – Darling?  Balls?  Ah, it’s too late for tha’ she says and goes back [...]