Memnison Journal

Where’s Mjöllnir when you need it!
Mr Alexander said the burglar threw himself out of a first floor window of his home in Edinburgh when he threw open the door and confronted him.
Speaking today Mr Alexander said: “As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror.
“He [...]

“What, the dead whale too?”

“Officer, believe me, I had no idea what was in that bamboo. “

Well, that’s modern technology for you.

…so that the dogs can bite at them.

…so be good for goodness sake!

Our dog Dot, with a very jaundiced eye towards the universe…

Dayton officials say that an entry they put in a pile of stuff for a possible Obama-signable economic stimulus package for local jobs wasn’t supposed to be there - an initiative to get hookers off Dayton streets.  I can’t imagine the sort of jobs something like *that* would generate locally.
Wait, maybe I could.  *shudder*

I decided to order a bunch of items for Christmas from Big Chain Store, with outlets nearby, and most of it was for Meredith. In total, the sum was *um* expensive. A couple of the items, which were Nintendo DS games for Mere, the online store said - oh, we don’t have that [...]

Cops in a small town outside Dayton, Ohio, got a report of a strange man sitting in a running car that was stopped in a driveway.  Coming up to the car, they found that the passenger seat was filled with a full beer keg, and the drivers side was filled with a very drunk man [...]

Partially the fault of Paul Riddell, and partly for Mark Evans.

How to clean and cook a squirrel
Dog cuisine…Korean style this time
Wild game at Grizzly’s Lodge in Gold Coast Chicago

*glyph of annoyance*and another*
*notice of attempt to retcon Anne of Green Gables with a made up new origin*
*Or when they retconned the USS Rittenhouse into mad Admiral Rittenhouse who wanted to rule the universe in Star Trek fiction - aaargh*

A novel way for a penguin to escape from a hungry killer whale.    Props to beldar.

“…I thought penguins could fly.” (you tube, SFW)

Maybe I need this on my jacket for work.