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23 August, 2010 (21:49) | 911, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, china, civility, delusions, family, hacks, immigration, islam, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, japan, judaism, meredith, mormon, personal, plain-people, politics, racism, religion, sep_reality, thoughtful, unity-church, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

Take a look at the gravestone to the right; that’s from one of my family members; translated from the German, it reads “Born in the year 1736: Heinrich Rittenhouse…” and trails off into the grass. Wikipedia’s entry on the Mennonite church / movement notes: Persecution and the search for employment forced Mennonites out of the [...]

Ron Paul’s blog, 8/20/2010:

23 August, 2010 (20:53) | 911, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, civility, congress, delusions, hacks, islam, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, politics, religion, sep_reality, thoughtful, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

Is the controversy over building a mosque near ground zero a grand distraction or a grand opportunity? Or is it, once again, grandiose demagoguery? It has been said, “Nero fiddled while Rome burned.” Are we not overly preoccupied with this controversy, now being used in various ways by grandstanding politicians? It looks to me like [...]

Chun na gcainteoirí Gaeilge:

1 August, 2010 (22:42) | china, chinese, education, eire-ireland, gaelic, humor, language, linguistics, video, youtube | By: jrittenhouse

A young student from China is Ireland-bound, and runs into a problem..agus faigheann sé amach go bhfuil an nach labhraíonn Gaeilge i bhfad Gaelic! 10 minute YouTube video, very funny and sweet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA0a62wmd1A

Last Day Out:

27 July, 2010 (06:29) | CLL, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, conniej, doctors_nurses, drugs, family, health, health_care, humor, illness, medications, meredith, nebraska, pain-ow, parenting, personal, roller-skating, sports, surgery, susan, tools, travel, weird | By: jrittenhouse

Went to the podiatrist/surgeon on Monday, and he’s leaving in the stitches for longer – I’m a slow healer, and there’s a couple of small gaps in the thing. He’s switched over to a much smaller bandage thing, essentially enough to cover the incision, and has to be redone every day with special silver gel [...]

Tricky:

13 May, 2010 (22:25) | humor, weird | By: jrittenhouse

“My opponent is a known thesbian and practices nepotism with a maiden aunt.” -James Michael Curley, 1929 “I’m blacker than Barack Obama.” -Rob Blagojevich, January 2010 “Next on the Jerry Springer show; Men who sleep with their mother in law’s daughters.”

Ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas:

13 May, 2010 (21:27) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, computers, doctors_nurses, documents, finance, health_care, home, money, organization, personal, susan, tech, tools, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

This year, we consolidated our bank stuff from three different banks to one local credit union; two of those banks had just been eaten in big-fish eats littler-fish takeovers (one of which was handled by the FDIC as the bank went bust), and we were paying a hideous amount of money in fees for sneezing [...]

Explaining things:

10 May, 2010 (09:29) | UK, humor, politics, silly, video, weird, youtube | By: jrittenhouse

Re the UK election: Excellent brief explanation on what a hung parliament means Probably the funniest political video of the UK 2010 season (Labour candidate)

“The Dog ate my finger”

6 May, 2010 (10:04) | 2010_elections, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, UK, dogs, elections, politics, propaganda, signs, weird | By: jrittenhouse

BBC: “The Labour candidate for Bootle on Merseyside has had the tip of his finger bitten off by a dog while out campaigning. Joe Benton, 77, was taken to hospital after the animal bit him as he pushed an election leaflet through a letter box. Mr Benton has been unable to vote for himself as [...]

John Cleese: UK proportional voting video

6 May, 2010 (05:17) | 2010_elections, UK, elections, humor, montypython, politics, video, weird, youtube | By: jrittenhouse

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/05/sdp-liberal-alliance-broadcast

British Election 2010:

6 May, 2010 (02:26) | 2010_elections, I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, UK, elections, humor, montypython, politics, video | By: jrittenhouse

In the US, coverage from the BBC starts at 3:55 pm EDT on CSPAN3 and goes to whenever.  Polls go from 7a-10:30p in the UK; translate that into your own time. If you want a goofy idea of how these things will go, watch this youtube of Monty Python’s Election Night Special (Tarquin fim tim [...]

Another Party Political Broadcast:

30 April, 2010 (02:16) | UK, humor, politics, propaganda, video, weird, youtube | By: jrittenhouse

YouTube: Mr Bean running on the Bean Party ticket does ‘I wanna Be Elected’ as a video. Especially for all those in the UK getting ready for next week’s election. And yes, I did take the Torygraph’s poll, and it suggested I’d vote for the UK Liberal Democrat party, for what that’s worth.

ESPN, Thursday night:

30 March, 2010 (22:31) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, dayton, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, ohio, sports, television, weird | By: jrittenhouse

University of Dayton basketball playing for the NIT championship, 7 pm.  Be there.  Aloha!

They had a lot of fun with this:

23 January, 2010 (08:09) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, cool, humor, movies, silly, tech, weird | By: jrittenhouse

Couple makes ‘wedding trailer’ as an announcement of their upcoming wedding for family and friends: it’s VERY funny.  Helps if you’re some kind of film buff….watch for 2012, Matrix, Bruce Lee and other references in the video. Look for the Vietnamese subtitles…

Mrs. Robinson sure has balls or Oh Dear, Oh Dear:

14 January, 2010 (13:06) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, UK, eire-ireland, europe, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, northern-ireland, politics, religion, theocons | By: jrittenhouse

In Northern Ireland (and I’m sure my readers will correct me), the political system is way unrelated to the rest of UK politics – its own microcosm. You have a multiple divide in politics there – ethnic, religious, class, minority/majority issues, republican versus monarchist, and who smote who first and last. When you get these [...]

…and his sister is a thespian:

11 January, 2010 (08:56) | I'm-not-making-this-up-you-know, communism, delusions, endless-snark, government, hacks, health, health_care, idiots, j-c-on-a-pogo-stick, obama, peeve, peeves, political_science, politics, racism, sep_reality, silly, weird, wretched-excess | By: jrittenhouse

The local Sioux Falls paper notes that the voting percentage in the most recent school board election was 3.55% in an editorial asking for voting to be made easier by eliminating precinct voting in favor of at-large polling places scattered around the city. Personally, I think that’s more likely to confuse the heck out of [...]