No, somehow, that’s not working:
2007 November 6
Unbelievably bad consumer packaging, like the picture to the right (hot dogs in a can) and Pork Brains With Faggots. (Somewhat NSFW.)- Next, they’ll have Ed Geim Greeting Cards; when you care enough to chop your neighbors up into soup stock. (tip to Arthur Hlavaty)
- Bringing back James K. Polk from the dead to run in the 2008 election. “The Constitution says you have to be at least 35 years old to be president,” Piglatin said. “It says nothing about being alive.”
- “By George, Honey, at least Susie’s not out all hours or spending all her time on her cell phone and running up the bill.” I think Dad’s priorities are a tad strange. (video, somewhat NSFW)
- Tracking schoolkids by making them wear uniforms with RFID chips. OK, you got me. My jacket is in the girls’ locker room.
- Some people get totally carried away at weddings. By the police, whatever.
- Foreign idioms that just don’t make it in English, such as: Bablat – Hebrew: baloney, but is an acronym of “beelbool beytseem le-lo takhleet” which means “bothering someone’s testicles for no reason”.
- Better Don Cossacking through dumpster diving. Heck of a way to earn a living.
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